The Musical Grammar Awards

No, not the Grammys. We're talking the "20 Worst Lyrics, Ever" award. Man, I've been listening to some of these songs for years, and I never made the connections that are found HERE.

How could I have missed beautiful little gems like these?

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!" - 50 Cent

"Leaving was never my proud" - REM

"Time is like a clock in my heart" - Culture Club

"Young black and famous with money hangin' out the anus" - Puff Daddy

I won't spoil number one for you, but I feel like an idiot for never really noticing how lame the lyrics actually are.